How to Goodbye Depression

How to Good-Bye Depression : If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
[Editor's Note: Surely both author and reviewer will deservedly gain fame & fortune as sales begin to snowball. Remember the collector's value of obtaining a First Edition. Foreign readers need to consult an American or British colleague for a translation of "####" ]

by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
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Category: Health, Mind & Body

Paperback - 241 pages (August 2000)
Writer's Showcase Press; ISBN: 0595094724 ; Dimensions (in inches): 0.65 x 9.03 x 6.05
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 3,748
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I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

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114 of 118 people found the following review helpful:

I actually bought the damn book

February 21, 2001
Reviewer: Thierry Nguyen (see more about me) from Berkeley, CA USA

In a flurry of humor, depression, and morbid curiosity, I actually went and bought this damn book. I haven't read it cover to cover, but I've digested a good chunk of it. A significant portion of it is dedicated to reprinting USENET posts, where Nishigaki posts his ideas to a depression newsgroup, and every other poster gets completely and utterly baffled. The first few chapters are just this sense of back and forth. Then it launches into heavy theory, written in that zesty sense of "Engrish" as seen in the description. Its method for combating depression is something that I have yet to even consider trying, but as a general humor book, this is probably one of the funniest and most bizarre reads you'll encounter. I still randomly open to a page, read it, and feel better about whatever the heck was bringing me down in the first place. Get this book for comedy, not for advice.

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